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Bronson Maijala – Drummer

A hangover can be cured with a loaf of French bread. It’s $1.50 and supplies you with enough carbs to hide from the IRS. Most importantly, bread keeps you constipated. Constipation is key to an Artist’s survival. Nutrition must be … Continue reading

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Amy Bleu – Songwriting Performer

“I used to work at a convenience store and would eat the food without paying for it.  I started gaining a few pounds and began to worry about getting scurvy because of all the processed food I was eating.  I … Continue reading

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