Once my friend Kevin and I pretended to be doctors. Kevin’s sister was a doctor attending the conference, and she invited us to the hotel because two doctors couldn’t make it to the buffet, and she knew we were hungry. We had to wear name badges that didn’t match our appearances. I think my doctor was a woman and Kevin’s was Indian. We were unshaven, horribly dressed and probably reeking of liquor – basically, a step above homeless. I don’t know if they believed that we were doctors, but they were very polite and played along enough so that we could eat.
I’ve also snuck into Costco to get their free samples. If you go during lunch, they have a ton of free samples.”
Sean Quinn – comedian
Los Angeles, California
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